Category: Joke Board
A crusty old paratrooper colonel found himself at a gala event
downtown, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was
no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in
attendance. One of them approached the colonel for
conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering
you?"
"No," the colonel said, "just serious by nature!"
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations, and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,
said: "You know, you should lighten up a little... relax and
enjoy yourself."
The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "well there you go, you really need to chill out and
quit taking everything so seriously... I mean, no sex since
1955, isn't that a little extreme?"
The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact
voice, "Oh, I don't know... It's only 2130 now."